hot yogurt

"I want to sling my hot yogurt all over Sally's face
by Jesse1234 April 12, 2009
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hot yogurt

hot yogurt has two distinct meanings in which a person or situation can be described. the slang hot yogurt comes from the premise that cold yogurt is tasty and we really want it, but when hot it develops bacteria and this is bad for us to eat even though yogurt is so good.

hot yogurt thus describes a) people who either think they are hot, and act like they are hot, when really they are disgusting, or b) it describes a person or situation that we really want, but in the end is bad news.
a) "man! that woman with the kid thinks she is so hot. look at her wearing those booty shorts, and a belly top! she weighs atleast 200 pounds! she is hot yogurt!"

b) "I really wanted to do another line of coke, but i can't deal with that kind of hot yogurt!"
by kyle green October 30, 2007
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Piping Hot Yogurt

Cum, Goo, Jism, Jiz, Sperm, Spluge (Splooge), Spunk
Scarlett Johansson made piping hot yogurt explode from our cocks!
by MOCO & P-Phat February 12, 2007
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hot yogurt

Infant (0-6months) poop, mustard colored, with a slight dairy smell.
Junior needs a new diaper, he just made a hot yogurt.
by Terry Magic August 23, 2025
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