Hot Pipe 

A slang term used to describe a sexual act performed by a male on himself, involving the application of hot sauce to one's erect genitals, then proceeding to finance a surgery to have removed half his ribcage, so that he may suck the hot sauce off of his own erect genitals.

"Man it's freezing out today...I really wanna just go home right now and give myself a nice Hot Pipe."

Hot Pipe by Matsudasan February 19, 2012

Hot Tail Pipe

a verb The insertion of one's finger into another one's bungster at the moment of peak. The object is to heighten the experience. Best if done by surprise. Sometimes the act works in reverse.

Carol hot tail piped Phil as he shot a load on her doll collection.

Carol's finger expertly hot tail piped Phil as he ejaculated onto her forehead.

Hot Tail Pipe by Mudshark February 13, 2008

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The act of shitting in a condom and freezing it then using it as a dildo while the girl Is blowing you at the same time then when your about to ejaculate you stick your dick in her throat so that its comes out of her nose like a firedragon while at the same time

Getting a blumpkin on a fold able cough outside in new york

Dude I just your girlfriend an american blumpkin alaskin pipeline firedragon mexican hot pocket with you parents at the same time!!

american blumpkin alaskin pipeline firedragon mexican hot pocket by papajewww September 29, 2010