hot monacle

When a man comes on the white of a woman's eyeball, giving her a feeling like she's wearing a hot monacle

Jack gives Sheila a hot monacle to end the porn-shoot

hot monacle by JackWTP September 4, 2008

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hot monocle

Were a man ejaculates onto a womans eye causing pain.

"Give me a hot monocle"
"ok"
~after a long pleasurable time~
"im coming on your eye"
"AHHHHHHH THAT BURNS"

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Similar to a mayonaise monocle but actually in the eye, causing a burning sensation to the victim.

See seagulling.

Holy damn, thats no seagull - I've got a hot monocle!

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The result of ejaculating in another persons eye. Also known as 'pink eye'.

I gave your mother a hot monocle last night.

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In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

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A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.

Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch

Word of the Day on July 7, 2026

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excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting

adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹

Word of the Day on July 6, 2026

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