hot charley

When you're hitting a girl from behind, leave for a second to somehow heat up your dong, and then return to stick it in her butt. It's customary to yell "Hot Charleys for everyone!" right after this.

P: Why are you wincing?
M: I steeped my penis in hot water too long and burnt it. Hot Charley!

hot charley by ohmygodeverynameistakenalready January 2, 2008

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hot charley

heating up your penis with hot water and shoving it up a girl's ass

Girl 1. HOT CHARLEY!!! it burns so good!

hot charley by TyQuandecous July 3, 2006

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Hot Charles

Pulling down your friends pants after they pass-out, then take a crap next to their ass. They will think they shit themselves when they wake-up.

Dude, I totally gave Luke a hot charles when he was passed out. Now he's convinced he shit himself!

What's wrong with you? That's fucking gross!

Hot Charles by HK & EK March 29, 2010

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Hot Charles

When a dog is taking a shit and you place your face in the stream of poo

Will: Hey man what’s that stuff on your face?
Austin: Oh I just got a dank Hot Charles
Will: Ok cool man, lemme know next time we’re doing that

Hot Charles by Mr.Monopoly? November 4, 2018

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Two Skeletons Doing the Charleston on a Hot Tin Roof

Loud outrageous noisy. Annoying loud sounds coming from two or more people.

"Geez, you boys were louder than Two Skeletons Doing the Charleston on a Hot Tin Roof."

Two Skeletons Doing the Charleston on a Hot Tin Roof by Chuq Dawg February 12, 2007

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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