Hot Thomas

The act of farting while your partner is licking Worcestershire sauce from your anus.

Also known as: The English Spring

I gave Ferris a Hot Thomas in the common area while belting out, "Tally ho!"

by Holy Toledo August 25, 2008

Hot Thomas

When a man craps in his own hand and throws it in a paddle fan.

Joey did a Hot Thomas and ruined Ben's coming out party.

by Joey Woberts May 4, 2006

hot thomas

The act of vomiting on your partners chest. Not to be confused with a Hot Carl which is the act of defecating on your partners chest.

That's the sickest trick I've ever had. He wanted me to put down plastic wrap and give him a Hot Thomas!

by vexie September 29, 2006

hot thomas

The act of defecating on another's chest. AKA cleveland steamer, without rubbing it around.

We were in the mood for some scat play, so I gave her a hot thomas.

by spittinpigeon February 15, 2006

Hot Carl Thomas

The Hot Carl Thomas: only for the truly adventurous. Commonly performed after consuming KFC chicken or a similar product. Funnel and tube required. The act of diarhhea-ing on partners chest while vomiting through funnel. End of tube should be placed in same area as projected feces landing zone. Truly experienced layer feces and vomit altering between spouts of poo.

Tango: So how did that date go last night?

Cash: You don't want to know. All I can say is that KFC and crazy broads don't mix. Have you ever heard of Hot Carl Thomas?

by RebekahMuthaFuckinSheets June 23, 2010