Hoefest 

A house party full of fuckboys and skanky girls, all drunk and trying to hook up.

Ai-eee boy, gonna be a hoefest down at Tommo's tonight - you coming ?

Hoefest by 1dead July 7, 2019

Huserfest 

(noun) Holiday falling on the 2nd Saturday after the first Sunday in December, celebrating the people who don't show up for college (husers) during which college students eat hot wings and play Super Smash Bros.

Stupid Logan is looking forward to this year's Huserfest.

Huserfest by AustinDpOwers May 30, 2009

hosefeet 

a webstie that has free pictures of women in nylon stockings and pantyhose, a very hot website.

man, i just went to hosefeet.com and saw this ripe young chick in pantyhose, it gave me a boner.

hosefeet by jeffy rohr May 11, 2004

hoefest 

the biggest hoe group from all around. hoes are numbered from 1 through 69.

"have you heard of the hoefest? like srs"

hoefest by sorawhoisalsoxehanortt September 15, 2009

hoefest 92 

a term relating to the color or length of fake nails that look skanky.

"wow, how can she even pick up anything with those nails?"
"yea those are hoefest 92 for sure!"

hoefest 92 by yyyyyyyy May 20, 2008

Loserfest 

A drinking holiday; held on Thanksgiving,Christmas and New Year's Eve. You eat junkfood,watch movies,drink massive amounts of alcohol and end the evening shit-faced and listening to loud rock music.

Man, that loserfest was the best ever! Christmas is for pussies.

Loserfest by TYSON1 January 11, 2009

hosefest 

The violent expulsion of liquified fecal matter from one's rectum, as if it were being propelled out of a hose.

So I got home from a friend's house. They had pulled pork, apple pie an vanilla ice cream. I was farting for like four hours. It was a total hosefest.

hosefest by TB334 October 18, 2011