2 definitions by TB334

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The violent expulsion of liquified fecal matter from one's rectum, as if it were being propelled out of a hose.
So I got home from a friend's house. They had pulled pork, apple pie an vanilla ice cream. I was farting for like four hours. It was a total hosefest.
by TB334 October 18, 2011

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When a girl puts her face behind a window and a guy ejaculates on the window.
Is that when you go behind a window and I jizz on it? A what? Why did you ask me what a window treatment is?
by TB334 July 14, 2011

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