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hose dragger 

My uncle spent thirty years as a hose dragger with the FDNY.

hose day 

This year (2017) will be the 43rd. national Hose Day. Started in Wilmington De. in 1974
hose day by Lil Hose August 3, 2017

Hose Dozer 

A woman of ill repute that just wrecks a cock, on a regular basis.
Leaves it broken, battered or beleaguered.
Usually involves intoxication.
Can pertain to a novice, or the most professional of professionals!

Form the Latin Hosius Perditor Dosious (Dick Destroyer).
Hey, how was that girl you picked up last night?
Such a Hose Dozer. I may not have sex for a week!
Hose Dozer by rad von awesome October 21, 2010

Hose down 

To shoot somebody with a gun; shooting in such a manner that the target is either dead as a doorknob or unable to walk away.
Did you hear that Bernie in Seattle got hosed down last week?

I so want to hose down that dumb stupid enemabag, but I don't want to go to jail.
Hose down by Telephony September 14, 2010

hose down the horses 

1(One) male engaging in intimate acts with 5(Five), or more, homosexual females in a raging sextuplet of passion.
Bill: "One second guys, I gotta hose down the horses"
Bob: "Score!"
Joe: "w00t"

digital hose down 

When you use a motor-driven camera so that you can get rapid sequence of multiple shots of a celebrity—that's a digital hose down.
"Britney got the digital hose down from the National Enquirer dude when she showed up at court again."