hobeast 

1. A loud and generally obnoxious example of the human race, often surrounded by hamburgers and/or other forms of meat found in large quantities. Warning: has been known to enjoy mexican food in excess as well as backstabbing.
2. Also known as the North-western Hobeast, a large, stinky and incredibly dumbassed creature. Threatened by extinction because of the fact that no others will engage in the act of procreation with it, or even think about it.

1. "Man, that chick is such a hobeast. I can't even believe all the meat and mexican food she has surrounding her."
2. "Eugh...check out that hobeast...they're rumored to be extinct eh..." "I know man, who would want to tap that??"

hobeast by haggis-croissant-squad September 12, 2005

hosebeast 

Noun (1): A woman who is ruthless, evil, and outright objectionable in both physical and mental presence.

Dave: "Did you hear about Patti going off the deep end?"

Steve: "Yeah, it serves that hosebeast right for what she did to Truant."

hosebeast by Mr. Sparkle January 14, 2004

Hoesbeast 

The insult upon insults for all females. Used to describe the most frustrating, obnoxious, life-assaulting trollbitch you know, who gets in the way of anything bringing joy to anyone. A fun-sucker. They may also be obscenely ugly, flabby, and reek of cust in its most grotesque and primitive form. Use this word sparingly, and only to describe the bitchiest of life-rapers.

Tracy: Hey, where were you last night? You missed prom!

Jackie: Sorry, I tried to make it but my mom spewed ignorance all over my life and chased my date away from the house then set my dress aflame with her troll powers. Ughh.

Tracy: Well, damn... What a hoesbeast!

Hoesbeast by bahalaugh October 16, 2011

Hogbeast 

A female so utterly vile (eg, Kay's sister Carol) that even 12 Holsten Pils & a half bottle of vodka would not be accepted as a viable excuse.

(see Boaby)

on waking up on Saturday & realised I was in bed with that fucking hogbeast Carol, as she escape was impossible as it was sleeping on my arm. I found myself contemplating knawing it off at the shoulder like a trapped fox.

Hogbeast by Dean McCluskey April 1, 2003

HoesBeast 

A word used to describe a fatass motherfucking cunty ugly bitch that wants your balls in a jar on her desk.

" That bitch is a fuckin Hoesbeast"

HoesBeast by Justin November 24, 2004

psycho hosebeast

Ex-Girlfiend or Female Stalker (Canadian).

Man, that psycho hosebeast called again last night.

psycho hosebeast by Doug McKenzie April 20, 2003

psycho hosebeast

someone who is stupidly insane, irritating,whorish, or sometimes scary

"man, since her botched boob job, becky has turned into a total psycho hosebeast"

psycho hosebeast by Captain Jen August 26, 2003