A horizoholic is a person afflicted with the addiction of being horizontal. It is a
long and rocky path to recovery from horizoholicism, many horizoholics start off as 'anglers' and then
literally descend into a one-dimensional world of being horizontal.
The first step to recovery is identifying that you do indeed have a problem, initial signs include: over-use of the word 'landscape', a disassociation of the world above the skirting board, and finally,
people staring at you A LOT.
There is no simple way to cure horizoholicism, many experts suggest 'standing-up' but this tends to prove ineffective. Horizoholics should always remember that it is only when we all stand together that we
may hope to stand at all.
"
Aren't you guys gonna do anything about
Lea, she's been on the floor
almost passed-out like that for ages now!"
"Don't worry about her, she's a horizoholic, she's always like this."
"I see..."