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Polish Horse-Rider 

Breaking a bottle of chloroform to knock a horse unconscious, then proceeding to insert the horse's penis into your own ass or a partner's, only to have the horse awake mid-fuck and ram the individual's asshole so hard it ruptures his or her intestinal wall and they bleed out. Usually the death occurs in the field, the hospital bed or during the act itself.
Robert: What the hell happened to Todd, I heard he died?

Lee: He totally chloroformed that horse to try to have it fuck him, but it woke up and totally Polish Horse-Rider'd the shit out of him. Literally.

Robert: Shit, well what the fuck happened to the horse? I was going to fuck it.

Hennessy Horse Rider 

When a white woman engages in sexual acts with multiple black men.
Just drove by the park and saw some woman doing the Hennessy Horse Rider with a basketball team.
Hennessy Horse Rider by Mr.Dingo August 12, 2025

horse and rider 

When a thin pretty girl travels around with or socializes with a fat ugly girl.
"Check out that horse and rider going into the club across the street"
horse and rider by DoorGuy June 11, 2004

Horse ride 

The act of fighting with a friend and then proceeding to take him/her down and sitting/bouncing up and down on them while yelling "ride a horsy, ride a horsy"
"Come on jonny fight him
No way! He always gets mad when i horse ride him and that's the only way i win."
Horse ride by jonnyjohnjoe June 19, 2011

Dick rider in the House of vampires 

A terrible movie written by a notorious dick rider himself, Glenn Danzig . Terrible movie
Yo Sean. Did you see that movie dick rider in the house of vampires? It was straight up trash just like Glenn Danzig’s career outside of the misfits

Mount me and ride me like a horse 

(mount, as a horse). (ride me, to fuck me hard and fast)
He's going mount me and ride me like a horse tonight. I can't wait!