horse bitch

1. A girl who is obsessed with her horse, thus ignoring all those who a) do not own a horse, b) ride a horse, c) want to ride/own a horse

"That fucking horse bitch totally blew me off."

by snagglepuss December 6, 2004

Horse Bitch

any person that has been beat up by a horse due to their extreme poor judgment and complete over estimattion of their own abilities to sneak by a horse undetected. This over confidence is usually meet with this individual becoming the horses bitch.

Skip: “hey. Let’s take a short cut through the medow with the insane horse on it. I know we can sneak by it!”

Bill: “ no way! I don’t want to become a horse bitch. I will wait here in the tall grass”

by Skiphorse20 May 21, 2018

horse Bitch

a chick who loves horses,
has horses, takes pictures of her horses, posts about her horses and wont shut the fuck up about her horses.

how did that loser end up with her?
oh wait she is a horse bitch.

by Yeah_boy1 January 21, 2013

Horse faced bitch

A trick ass ho wif dem crooked teef and dat longass face. dayum.

"Get ova here ya horse faced bitch...and s my d".

by The Colonel November 4, 2005

horse humping bitch

female who engages horses for sex. A male who would ass fuck a horse than jerk him off.

Yo Sally, Are you fucked out you horse humping bitch?

by r milazzo September 26, 2007

horse mouf bitch

When a bitch gotta mouf dat look like it should be ona horse. When she laugh it sound like a donkey!

Cristina and her horse mouf bitch friend, Michelle, are some ugly ass hoes.

by tom08 March 1, 2008

bitch horse

when someone is constantly complaining they are on a bitch horse.

Stop asking me to clean the garage. When are you going to get off that bitch horse.

by brian7651 November 25, 2012