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hornswoggled 

This broad had braces AND epilepsy, I got hornswoggled big time.
hornswoggled by Thunder Milk April 11, 2003

hornswoggled 

Tightly restrained; secured, unable to move. Barely able to wiggle.
Well, I'll be hogtied and hornswoggled!
Obviously refers to cowboys roping and throwing calfs or cows, securing the rope to the saddle horn (hornswoggled)and tying three of their legs together with the 'pigging string'.
hornswoggled by D. Learned February 2, 2004

hornswoggled 

To be gored by a bull, picked up and shaken while still pierced by the horn. To be fucked.
AT&T's done hornswoggled muh cornhole.
hornswoggled by Harry Baltzak September 5, 2016

hornswoggled 

Ozzthegreat while he is actively queueing arena
When Ozzthegreat is queueing World of Warcraft: Wrath of The Litch King Classic, he plays as though he is hornswoggled
hornswoggled by Sovice November 1, 2022

hornswoggled 

1. To be absolutely flabbergasted.
2. To beat the absolute shit out of someone.
Cayden - "I hornswoggled that fat kid."
Rhys - "pog"
hornswoggled by Danny rules November 30, 2022

hornswaggled 

Tricked. Having the wool pulled over your eyes.
"Hornswaggled again!"
hornswaggled by emsiepants August 9, 2008