On the hori 

To rest or lay down aka on the horizontal

Pete's wife constantly complained that he was on the hori, and not replenishing the hummingbird feeders.

On the hori by Battyguy August 28, 2013

Forza Horizon 4 

A racing game that made every single mindless JDM fanboy go cry in a corner because it wasn't set in Japan

Before E3
JDM Fanboy: JAPAN JAPAN JAPAN JAPAN JAPAN FORZA HORIZON 4 WILL BE SET IN JAPAN!
After E3
JDM Fanboy: THE UK SUCKS IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN SET IN JAPAN! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Forza Horizon 4 by original fiero June 17, 2018

Cleftal Horizon 

The crack that runs down the middle of your arse.

Where did he kiss you, the middle of your bottom? Well, just to the left of the cleftal horizon.

Cleftal Horizon by Happy Flappy Gilmore July 25, 2010

Post Horizon Zero Dawn depression 

The feeling that hits, and eventually engulfs one, after they finish the game: Horizon Zero Dawn.

This mainly is due to the fact that the world of Horizon Zero Dawn is so immersive that a person loses themselve in it.

Finishing the game, and not knowing how long one has to wait for a potential sequel, makes them not want to play anymore.

It is not helped by the fact that no other world, coupled with its beautifully detailed ambience will ever come close to providing the perfect experience.

This leads to a type of depression, which eventually leads to a person putting his gaming career on an indefinite hold, until the sequel is released.

Post Horizon Zero Dawn depression

Aaron: Meridian doesn't exist in real life..

*gunshot*

Post Horizon Zero Dawn depression by the_digital_iris September 1, 2019

Animal Crossing: New Horizons 

The way switch owners take their mind off this damn virus

I finally have the cure to depression, Animal Crossing: New Horizons

Animal Crossing: New Horizons by E X P A N S I O N March 29, 2020

Horizonkal 

Utterly wasted...A fragile state when you are so tired (zonked) due to over indulgence or emotional strain, that you have to lay down anywhere before you pass out/die/cry like a baby.

I'd been on a four day bender and I just had to get horizonkal in your bakery.

Horizonkal by the-city-winkle November 21, 2011

Horkin' the Bjork 

1) Reading Animorphs while tripping on hallucinogens and listening to Bjork
2) Masturbating
3) Wrangling a barnyard animal
4) Actually copulating with Bjork

1) "I was Horkin' the Bjork last night when I had an epiphany about life, and how it relates to Elimists."
2) "Dude, lay off Horkin' the Bjork for a while, you're chafing."
3) "Gee, Cletus, the way you're Horkin' the Bjork today we can get off work in time to watch Nascar."
4) "I went to the concert in hopes of Horkin' the Bjork."

Horkin' the Bjork by Chris Flemming October 27, 2007