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Utterly wasted...A fragile state when you are so tired (zonked) due to over indulgence or emotional strain, that you have to lay down anywhere before you pass out/die/cry like a baby.
I'd been on a four day bender and I just had to get horizonkal in your bakery.
by the-city-winkle June 04, 2011

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