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Shlorpin' the little horgie

We're in Hagerstown right now stopping for lunch and shlorpin' the little horgie.
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hergieshit 

sitting on your ass being a lazy useless fuck while others are picking up your slack. A total piece of Hergieshit.
Look at this Hergieshit sitting down playing Internet poker , resting and drinking C-4 while the rest of us are busting our asses.

This guy is a total piece of Hergieshit
hergieshit by Hergieshit July 5, 2016

Hoggie style 

To have sex on a motorcycle, especially in motion. This is part of biker culture.
Dawg and his lady was gettin down hoggie style on the Harley knuckle head!
Hoggie style by I, Wreckerrr October 30, 2016

hoagie sandwich

A soggy nasty vagina which has been eaten off of many times
she has a hoagie sandwich

Hoagie Guy 

The Hoagie Guy was a frequent attendee at the various Racket Ball Clubs in the Lehigh Valley, Pa. during the mid to late '90's (although he could still be attending to this day). These fitness clubs were open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. He could be found there at various hours and quite possibly multiple clubs a day, although he seemed to make an effort to be there during the prime hours. The Hoagie Guy acquired his moniker because he always wore a t-shirt advertising a sub shop.

The Hoagie Guy would rarely do anything beyond a leisure stroll on the treadmill or short stint on an exercise bike. What made him notorious were his shower room antics.

The men's shower lacked privacy and was simply a large room with nozzles in the wall spaced a few feet apart. The Hoagie Guy would take the nozzle opposite the entrance, step out a few feet from the shower, and while facing the entrance shave his genitals in full view of everyone. His preferred method involved pulling his penis up high and shaving down around his balls. You could not miss this sight entering the shower and you had to avoid the stream of pubic hair speckled shaving cream snaking its way to the drains in the middle of the room. This spectacle, of course, irritated the meatheads to no end who threatened him every time demanding he "Shave his nuts at home" or they would kick his ass. The Hoagie Guy would complete his shower with a dip in the jacuzzi. Needless to say those who saw this never used the jacuzzi.
"Shower at home, the Hoagie Guy is in there shaving his nuts again!"
Hoagie Guy by danns January 13, 2009

hoagie load 

ejaculate that smells like hoagies. more specifically the onions on said hoagie.
"Rob lathered her face with his rancid hoagie load."
hoagie load by Sharked Sauce November 7, 2011