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suck it like a Hoover

To suck dick(i.e. give oral sex to a man) with so much vigorousness and expertise, that it feels sooo good to him and it makes him feel like his Big John was being sucked by a human Hoover vaccum cleaner.
Nick D: Jesus McFucking Christ, my bitch was really sucking it like a Hoover last night, that when she was finished, I was cumming up a storm in her face that made her blind for a while and she even left a hickey all over my holy muscle of love!





Mark H. Contributing to the universal English slang vocabulary on UrbanDictionary since February 2004.
suck it like a Hoover by Mark H September 30, 2004
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hoove it 

Used when someone must suck, or hoot, a marijuana smoking device, most often a bong, with the intensity of a Hoover vacuum cleaner to finish their respective bowl and or chamber.
That's a big bowl man, you'll really have to hoove it.

Hoovers it 

The act of inhaling all or most of a given available quantity of a drug, such as cocaine, ye, or marijuana.
When the blow gets passed around, he always hoovers it.
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Cheeze-It Hooker 

She’s named after a cheese, but she’s really only a side piece. Somebody please start a GoFundMe page for this chick, as she clearly has some Daddy issues.
Yo, that chick last night was a Cheeze-It Hooker. I gave half my paycheck to Boomer Jacks and all I got was this T-shirt.

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hooter itch 

That itch when you're watching porn
John: *watches porn*
Bob: How's your hooter itch?
hooter itch by Duckmaster29075 March 3, 2020