hoosic valley high school 

a school system in which those who stand a chance of suceeding in life are beaten down into the dirt and students who are related to the faculty get away with anything. students are all narrow-minded and refuse to accept different people or ideas. There are only caucasians at this hell hole.

Hoosic valley high school is the epitamy of torture. Any traitors should be subjected to attendence at this school.

hoosic valley high school by a_darknd_soul November 2, 2008

hoosic falls

Somewhere in the middle of absolute nowhere. Where people fuck the cows before they slaughter them. Literally ONLY farms. Brother husband is a reality.

Do you love the smell of cow shit for miles on end?
Go to hoosic falls!!

hoosic falls by SmallTownBitch121 April 23, 2018

Hoosic Valley

The only place you'll want to kill yourself truly. If you're anything but the most disgusting looking, pale, hardcore christian up, blonde-brown ombre, shit talking hetero you will be sent to purgatory by someone who looks like a scratching post. People who have relations get ahead and only the people you hate will be related to the staff. There is at least 5 cases of incest going on at a time. Have fun trying to survive against people who's names probably sound like they came out of an Instagram dictionary. Also it has a terrible rating, you won't get into a good college.

Person A : Did you go to Hoosic Valley?

Person B : Yes, I almost killed myself.

Hoosic Valley by wigglewip October 3, 2022

hoosecawl's 

A slang term for the female breast. Often used in it's plural form to designate a pair of boobs....

Zach, check out the hoosecawl's on that girl!

hoosecawl's by Dave the Carpenter February 9, 2021

Hoolicar 

An act of juvenile deliquency, financed by a ring leader known as a "Squard", that involves disrupting the orderly flow of automobile traffic by means such as:

1. Tossing water balloons or snowballs at oncoming vehicles.
2. Mooning.
3. Staging of fake fights on the roadside.
4. Placement of wooden or metal barriers to divert traffic.

An evening of Hoolicar generally concludes with a high adrenaline "Run from the Po-lice".

We were playing Hoolicar the other night and the cops were chasing me, so I hid behind a tree.

You guys wanna just sit here and play Space Invaders, or should we go out and play some Hoolicar?

I'm gonna ride my bike down to Alco and get some water balloons for Hoolicar.

Hoolicar by texshrader March 28, 2010

Hoosier Hi-Five 

A Hoosier Hi-Five (also High-Five) is a beer and shot combination from two Indiana heritage brands. The whiskey is Old Hamer Straight Bourbon and the beer is Upland Champagne Velvet. Old Hamer was prominent from 1825 to 1870 from Spring Mill in Lawrence County, IN and was sold as far south as New Orleans. The brand was resurrected by West Fork Whiskey Co. (Indianapolis, IN.) in 2019.

Champagne Velvet was brewed by Terre Haute Brewing Co. founded in 1855 and grew to be one of the largest breweries in Indiana. In 1902, Terre Haute brewmaster Walter Braun created a lager called Champagne Velvet (CV) that quickly became the flagship beer of the company. While the beer helped the brewery spread its market and fame during the next two decades, Prohibition forced the brewery to close and its assets were sold. In 2012 Upland Brewing Co. (Bloomington, IN) purchased the rights to the name and recipe and released the beer for their 15th Anniversary.

Bartender: “What would you like?”
Patron: “I’ll get a Hoosier Hi-Five”

Hoosier Hi-Five by Hoosier Heritage July 14, 2019

Hoodick 

Nonsense or a stupid excuse; A obsure way of calling a person or a thing nonsense.

Y'all Hoodick! Dat Chick was DTF!

Hoodick by Akiratis82 June 18, 2011