hoeflation
The concept of men having to work 20x harder than their grandfathers did for women 20x worse than what their grandmothers were
hoeflation by Bigdaddymomo June 30, 2022
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Hoeflation
Hoeflation is a term which describes the increase in price men have to pay for lower value women. This is reflected through higher prices in terms of, having to spend more $ on women, having to have a certain personality, physique, etc. Women have lost all their value as they have sex with everyone, can't cook and don't know how to be good wives.
Hoeflation by MyNameIsCdog July 4, 2022
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Hoeflation
Hoeflation is a derogatory portmanteau of "whore" and "inflation", used to refer to the unfair Pareto Distribution principle (80/20 rule) that has appeared in dating culture due to the advent of internet dating (such as Tinder). It essentially affirms that the dating market tends to be rigged in favor of women. The top 80% of women only really go after the top 20% of men (female hypergamy), whereas a few decades ago, typically women would find men on their level as opposed to men way above their level. Women only date upwards now, and by a lot. The average man nowadays needs to work several times (~5x) harder than his grandfather (finances, bodybuilding, career etc.) to attract women who are several times (~7x) in lower quality (inferior) to his grandmother (less attractive, abhorrent personality) etc. Lets do a quick inflation formula with the 5 and the 7. Real Inflation Rate = ((New Price - Old Price) / (Old Price x Quality Factor)) x 100 so we get Real Inflation Rate = ((50 - 10) / (10 x 7)) x 100 which is a 571% real inflation rate (rate of Hoeflation in this case) that men must bear the cost of. Now lets look at some more math. According to Kanye West, one good girl is worth a thousand bitches while Lil Wayne says that bitches come a dime a dozen. So one good girl is worth $8.33, so a bitch is $0.00833 (these are all in USD).
Friend 1: Dude, I make a ton of money, I'm fit, I have a decent career and house. A girl rejected me on Tinder because im only 5'11" tall. She wants a 6'0" man.
Friend 2: What the heck? Thats crazy, sounds like Hoeflation on Tinder to me. Ouch.
Friend 2: What the heck? Thats crazy, sounds like Hoeflation on Tinder to me. Ouch.
Hoeflation by davidmilldurger March 30, 2023
hoeflation
The expectation of a male to be at least 6 feet, have body fat under 15% and make more than six figures.
The first observations of this were made in 2013 by Professor Dr. Mens
The first observations of this were made in 2013 by Professor Dr. Mens
hoeflation by hltvMen July 11, 2022
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Hoofwanking Bunglecunt
A term used to define someone who has surpassed the point required to be just a "wanker" or a "cunt".
Said person is in a league of their own when it comes to upsetting, offending, or hurting people either mentally or physically, thus requiring this insult too be hurled at them.
Said person is in a league of their own when it comes to upsetting, offending, or hurting people either mentally or physically, thus requiring this insult too be hurled at them.
Person 1: "Did you see that man trip and mug that war veteran?"
Person 2: "Yes, what a Hoofwanking Bunglecunt."
Person 2: "Yes, what a Hoofwanking Bunglecunt."
Hoofwanking Bunglecunt by allaboutthabooty June 24, 2016
hoflation
The increase in cost for a date out with a female. Also includes time spent courting such female in social networks like Instagram. sliding in DMs, payin the check, etc.
Dude1: My grandpa had to spend 1/4 of the time and money to go out with Peggy-Sue. Taking Emmily out is super expensive and she won't even burp my worm.
Dude2: Damn bro, that's hoflation right there
Dude2: Damn bro, that's hoflation right there
hoflation by Rectalin Vader May 16, 2023