hooding 

When you pull the foreskin of an uncircumcised penis over the head of another penis. This is a formal greeting ritual among some cultures, and to be hooded is an exxxtreme honor.

"Grandpa, what does hooding mean?"
"Let me show you. Pull down your pants. Prepare yourself for honor."

hooding by bigtrick February 10, 2015

hordeing 

Old English form of 'to horde' meaning to band together.

"I am hordeing all the weed, covers, websites, talent.." means:

I am keeping it in the family. My family.

Technically, horders or people that horde, have to be in a group, since the word comes from a general term for rabble or band who held onto their conquests.

But perjoratively and , it means the motherfucker is looking at you in the eye and ripping you off.

Ken Firpo hordes all the real estate in Williamsburg

that bastard is hordeing the weed again

baby, you were hordeing the covers last night.

that dude hordes all the websites in town

hordeing by Will Kelley November 6, 2007

Hoodling 

Someone who is or acts hood

Jamal is such a hoodling

Hoodling by The Father Of Failure February 13, 2020

Hoodieism 

The religion of wearing hoodies whenever you're capable of it, You also must wear the hood at all times.

***In class

Teacher: Take off your hoodie

You: doesn't take off hoodie

*Teacher sends you to the principles office
principle: Why aren't you taking your hood off?

You: I follow the religion of hoodieism

- Can't get in trouble cuz it's your religion

Hoodieism by your dads moms cousins son January 25, 2021

Robin Hooding 

When you take a shit, and you shit so hard that your turd punctures another turd

"I went on a cheese factory tour, and they gave me way too many free samples. I ended up robin hooding on the toilet the next morning. I'm actually pretty proud of myself."

Robin Hooding by Will Fukyamama June 19, 2017

Hoodinger 

Innocent, country girl way of saying penis.

Brandon, your hoodinger is huge

Hoodinger by Irene July 26, 2004

Hodgeing

Pronounced hodge-ing:

Hodgeing verb is the art of sitting around in a lazy manner while slightly, or haveing the appearences of, being hung over.

The standard method of hodgeing requires the use of a lawn chair, but recently it has been addapted to any chair shaped object avalible.

Hodgeing is normally done by a leader or supervisor type that sits around doing nothing while others are hard at work.

Hurdler #1: Look over there, the hurdleing coach is hodgeing off again.

Hurdler #2: Yeah, that lazy ass good for nothing. what do we pay him for anyway?

Hurdler #1: Dunno... beats the hell outa me

Hodgeing by Brooke&Melissa June 28, 2006