Hodgeing

Pronounced hodge-ing:

Hodgeing verb is the art of sitting around in a lazy manner while slightly, or haveing the appearences of, being hung over.

The standard method of hodgeing requires the use of a lawn chair, but recently it has been addapted to any chair shaped object avalible.

Hodgeing is normally done by a leader or supervisor type that sits around doing nothing while others are hard at work.

Hurdler #1: Look over there, the hurdleing coach is hodgeing off again.

Hurdler #2: Yeah, that lazy ass good for nothing. what do we pay him for anyway?

Hurdler #1: Dunno... beats the hell outa me

by Brooke&Melissa June 28, 2006

Hodging

When a person denies or ignores incidences of racism and instead choses to focus on obfuscation or attacking those who call out racism.

Instead of criticising the racist comments that were made, he was hodging by attacking the accuracy of some peripheral facts.

by Hodging July 03, 2020

hodge

(v.) to hit someone or something with one's dick; equally effective against a gal's cheek or a national monument.

see also, dickslap

that birthday cake was sort of pissing me off, so i hodged the shit out of it. left several mushroom-shaped indentations.

by jimmyweeds May 14, 2004

hodge

v. to slap someone in the face with a penis.
adj. crazy

1) I totally hodged her last nite.
2) That party was hodge.

by Rolls December 05, 2004

hodge

a friend

your a good man hodge

by andy fike December 01, 2009

Hodges

Doing the complete opposite of what your told

You can't bring anybody to my party ok. Ok. turns up with 15 friends. Jesus Christ you've done a Hodges

by Sex pest! July 28, 2011

Hodges

Legend Funny and the most sexy man in WA

Wow hodges sure is legendary and funny and sexy

by Hod_gy August 29, 2008