horseshoes and handgrenades 

The only time/s that almost actually counts.

Mark: "I almost beat that guy!"
John: "Almost only counts in horseshoes and handgrenades."

horseshoes and handgrenades by DefinitionsR'Us March 31, 2008

social handgrenade 

Someone, who when out with friends at a social gathering could ‘go off’ at anytime and cause complete and utter chaos to what was a well conducted evening

Wy did you invite Garner out man? you know he’s a social hand grenade, and I’m meeting that smart bird from work later on, I can’t belive it

social handgrenade by Brian July 9, 2003

hondurican 

A person of a Honduran and Puertorican decent

Look at her!
She's hondurican

hondurican by mixxiebaybee September 29, 2010

Honduran Caravan 

An orgy with a noticeably pregnant women holding an infant.

Did you see the Honduran Caravan on phub? No dude because im not fucked up.

Honduran Caravan by jpoult October 22, 2018

The Honduran Torch

The act of turning a woman upside down, torching her pubes, and then fucking her with an ice-dildo in order to put out the flames.

This act takes some preperation. The woman must let her pubic hair grow to a considerable length. The act is as follows: The man turns the woman on her head, propping her feet against the wall. He then lights her pubic hair on fire. To set the fire out, he must fuck her with an ice dildo. The melting of the ice, with the water then flowing down her will subsequently quench the flames (due to her being upside down). AKA The Sherlock Holmes, only when the fire is started outside using sunlight and a magnifying glass.

Jane, John's girlfriend, surprised him on his birthday with a delicious Duck dinner. At the end of the meal, she dropped her pants and fulfilled his greatest fantasy by presenting him with her over-grown pubic hair and quickly demanding that he use the candle from the dinner to perform upon her the Honduran Torch.

The Honduran Torch by Mason W. May 11, 2006

dutch handgrenade 

The action of catching a fart in your hand and then throwing it at somebodys face

Filthy Bastard: "Fire in the whole!"
Guy: *Knocks filthy bastard the fuck out*

dutch handgrenade by t0m3x May 20, 2004

Honduran 

Rep. an amazing central american country. It's people are amazingly generous and nice. The senery is breathtaking. To be a Honduran is a great thing. The culture is somthing that cannot be beat, and the food, is to die for. Honduras it self is a incredible country. And to rep it is somthing in its own class.

Fernando- "So what are you, Puetro Rican?"
Pedro- "No I'm Honduran"
Fernando- "Mi Vato !!!"
Pedro- "Claro xD"

Honduran by bananapuffs January 16, 2010