homobesity 

your morbidly obese gay friend.

Person 1: "Who's that guy with the skinny jeans and the muffintop?"

Person 2: "That's my friend who has homobesity!"

homobesity by obese fred July 27, 2010

Homobestiality 

A further classification of bestiality; wherein a human has intercourse with an animal - of the same gender, making it both perverse, and gay...

...Oh, the humanity.

After a night of binge drinking and heavy cocaine use, John was found committing an act of homobestiality with Spike, the neighbor's Rottweiler.

Homobestiality by dingdongthong December 17, 2010

Homophobesexual 

Someone sexually attracted to homophobic people.

"Don't talk to me unless you're a homophobe. I'm a homophobesexual."

Homophobesexual by tikelpikel May 25, 2015

homobesty 

Your homosexual(gay/lesbian) best friend.

Nor Nor is my homobesty cuz shes my gay best friend.

homobesty by JayDanMan March 22, 2008

HomoFresca 

a WAY cool Homosexual like Perez Hilton - Melissa Etheridge - Ricky martin etc...

Dude, that Clay Aiken WISHES he was HomoFresca like Ricky Martin!

HomoFresca by aphrodisiac March 5, 2011

Homophobes 

Unintelligent humans who "fear" or dislike homosexuality. Homophobes are the cause of a high teen suicide rate, they ruin lives, and make the world an even worse place to be.

As these times are changing, hopefully they will be cured asap. If you're sane & open minded, congratulations you are NOT a homophobe.

Homophobes love to use the word fag, thinking it makes them sound cool.

Homophobes by Mrs. Intelligent July 18, 2009

Homotoes 

Incredibly High... to the point of passing out "comotose"

So when you get real real high you sometimes say "I'm comatose" well when your real high sometimes you have a relaxed way of speach so you say i'm waaay homotoes! If you wanna get real real high then tell your friend its time to get homotoes!

Homotoes by Deviator44 February 2, 2010