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homolester 

homolester (ho mo les ter) NOUN. A person who enjoys bothering homosexuals.
Me- Why did you yell "faggot" at Mark?

Todd- Because I hate him.

Me- What did he ever do to you?

Todd- Nothing.

Me- So why bug him?

Todd- Because he's a queer.

Me- How do you even know?

Todd- I heard him on the phone with his boyfriend.

Me- Quit being such a homolester.
homolester by Maxhole June 20, 2009

Homoclaustrophobia

n.
The fear of being trapped
in an enclosed space with
a bummer
Dan and Bill edged away from the gradually closing walls of the tomb. It was when Dan felt a mystery hand enclose around his own that he very suddenly developed an acute case of Homoclaustrophobia.

homocoaster 

The "ups and downs" of a same sex relationship, normally caused by the imbalance of hormones in the shared home.
Brian was riding the homocoaster due to Simon's love of illicit cottaging. His emotions were all over the place but he loved Simon, could he cope with the cottaging? He'd have to sit tight and hope to ride the big one again sooner or later.
homocoaster by Bradford Shopper December 3, 2009