Ho Ho Homosexuality

Coming out to your family and/or friends about your gayness at Christmas time.

Dirk finally told his parents he's gay on December 23rd, it was a classic case of ho Ho Ho Homosexuality.

Ho Ho Homosexuality by Circushead June 28, 2006

Reclusive homosexuality 

A sexual orientation that develops in heterosexual individuals as a symptom of being so incredibly down bad that even traps appear to be worthy sexual partners.

First coined in 2022 on twitter.

Person 1: I'd hit that.
Person 2: BRO! That's a trap!
Person 1: Yeah, but I am so down bad that I am low key ok with that.
Person 2: Dude! That's reclusive homosexuality.

Reclusive homosexuality by AnonymousDegenerate728 November 6, 2022

homosexualitus 

Homosexualitus is a contagious disease which can be spread only by another homosexual.

Dan, you better stay away from Steve because he has homosexualitus.

homosexualitus by Handjack6969 August 20, 2011

State Enforced Homosexuality

Homosexuality enforced by the state.

Nibba: Do you think religious institutions like collages, Churches, charities, should they lose their tax exempt status if they oppose same-sex marriage?

Fake Mexican: Yes

Audience: *applause*

State Enforced Homosexuality

State Enforced Homosexuality by Hieronymous Lex March 17, 2021

homosexuality 

When two people of the same gender love eachother.

There's nothing wrong with it

homosexuality by alijojojooo September 20, 2005

homiesexuality

Homiesexuality - a type of sexuality where a man is completely straight any other time, but is gay with the homies but is still not gay.

No no no, its not homosexuality, its homiesexuality

homiesexuality by Notcharging July 5, 2021

Homosexuality 

1-The number one way to prevent overpopulation

2-Something every teen is accused of

Example 1: being accused
Tim: Richie likes soccer

Rob: What a Faggot
Ricchie: Fuck you soccer is awsome and its called football bitch

Example 2: Homosexuality
Tim: Hey rob now we made so everybody thinks Richies gay
Rob: yeah now nobody will think we're gay
Tim: Wanna have gay sex
Rob: You know i do

Tim: Fuck Yeah!!!!!!!!!

Homosexuality by Alfredosauce97 June 24, 2011