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Hohenheim of Light 

A sentient being who once walked the Earth lighting up the middle path on his way. The current and 8th preacher of Hohenheim is Max Lim. He currently resides in the Dannemora Province, a secluded area on Earth-911 where it is possible for him to concentrate on his thoughts and not get distracted from worldly sufferings such as Dota.
Words of Hohenheim of Light:

"May the light be shined wherever the preachers may go"

"If one goes 'naaaa', one is a preacher of Hohenheim"

"If one does not accept the above quote, one is a preacher of Hohenheim"

Max Lim quotes:

"May the light of Hohenheim always be with you"

"If you with to see the sun, you must believe in Hohenheim and make offerings of sunflowers to him in the evening with incence"

"If one wishes to become a devout Hohenheimist, one must always start from the footsteps of the current preacher"
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Hoenheim 

Hoenheim Elric, aka "Hoenheim of Light"

Character from the anime series Full Metal Alchemist. The kind, but neglectful father of series heroes Edward and Alphonse. A 400-year-old master alchemist who left his family years ago so they wouldn't need to see his ancient body deteriorate.
"Sorry to bother you...but I seem to have misplaced my house."

-Hoenheim
Hoenheim by Nallcat May 8, 2005

Hoopenheimer

She's a freak, she begged me to enter her hoopenheimer!
That guy pissed me off, he's a real hoopenheimer!!!

Doing the Hohenhiem 

Hohenhiem is a character from a popular anime “Fullmetal Alchemist Brootherhood” in one fight scene he got trapped but made a door and walked out like it was completely nothing. Therefore,this definition is usually used for playing Fortnite,while in a build battle you’d edit a door and walk out
“I was in a build fight earlier then edited a door and walked out..You Know..Doing the Hohenhiem”

hockenheimer 

Hockenheimer is an extension of Wheldon. It can also be extened with other German-esque words to produce a phrase which you and your friends deem funny.
Wheldon Hockenheimer Smallen Cocken Nurburgringen
hockenheimer by 62646c March 20, 2009

Hophenheymor

A Hophenheymor is that one guy at the party who we all love but nobody knows the persons name.
Bob: Wow, she's so fun. Do you know her name?
Bobby: Naw, but she's a real Hophenheymor though.
Bob: Hophenheymor? What the heck is that?
Bobby: Just check Urban Dictionary, they would know.
*several minutes pass*
Bob: Wow... I love this site. site
Hophenheymor by Vicvo101 October 15, 2018

Hoezheimer's

A progressive function in weathered hoes who have slept with so many people that they lose memories and other important mental functions over time. Unable to remember one trick from the next.
Homes has slept with so many women, that he can't even remember if they are repeaters or first timers.

The clinic said he might have developed Hoezheimer's disease.
Hoezheimer's by wmata_ninja January 2, 2018