hogl

"hogl" is a onomatopoeia of two particular and distinct sounds.

The first case concerns the sound made by the human rectum when pressing feces out with a pressure greater than two times the atmospheric pressure.

The second case, is the sound made by prostitutes when a cock is jammed into their mouth with a certain force. Coincidently this sound is also produced when the cock is thrust with a pressure equal to or greater than two times the atmospheric pressure.

For example: I was just taking a shit and I swear to god I made a "hogl"!.

And: So, I bought this hooker yesterday and when I put my cock in her mouth, it totally made a "hogl".

hogl by the_great_cock April 23, 2010

Hoglahoo 

1. Noun.
a. From the ancient Hindi word "hlogvaceook" which meant "nine-armed menace", a hoglahoo is generally any disruption that may occur in any logical or sensible conversation or activity.
b. More specifically, the word hoglahoo can be used to identify certain members (and sometimes esp. non-members) of society deemed to be twits, morons, dolts, yahoos, houligans, cretins, yokels, and the like by any reasonable passers-by.

2. Adjective
Of or having to do with one who is a hoglahoo.

1. Noun
a. That idiot is a real hoglahoo; I bet his ancestors worshipped cattle.
b. Step away from that hoglahoo before your intellect is compromised and your sanity forsakes you.

2. Adjective
That was a really hoglahoo thing to say, Dr. Tai.

Hoglahoo by Greaser August 13, 2004

HogLife 

A life style choice of non stop partying, drinking in excess, and getting high. In this life you dont care about anything or anyone, you do what you want because it feels good. You rob,lie, cheat, steal, to make money.

"the hoglife did this to me"- reed said from a psychiatric ward

HogLife by imahog March 25, 2010

hoglet 

A baby hedgehog.

Hoglets love to cuddle with their mom.

hoglet by VQqqq April 7, 2011

hoglin 

Hoglin - scientifically Sus infernali - is a species of hog native to the underworld, known as the Nether. Their primary diet consists of crimson fungi.
In colloquial language, "hoglin" may be used to indicate an overweight angry person.

Dude A, a fat guy: gets angry over getting 4 chicken nuggets instead of 5 Dude B to [dude C: Look at that hoglin!

hoglin by Evfnye Misx October 27, 2020

Hoglet 

A young wild (feral) hog

My dog Stinky ran down a hoglet in an open field and then had a tasty treat.

Hoglet by Chilley November 16, 2011

Hoglet 

A person or creature that eats with little regard for others desire to eat the same tasty treat. Also, to eat way more than one should.

Snootch is a hoglet for eating all the Lindt chocolate balls!

Hoglet by Rich Connor March 4, 2003