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3 definitions by Chilley

 
1.
A young wild (feral) hog
My dog Stinky ran down a hoglet in an open field and then had a tasty treat.
by Chilley June 02, 2011
 
2.
A really messed-up(fucked up) situation or event.
They really turned the event into a goatfuck by their asinine behavior.
by Chilley April 10, 2011
 
3.
An animal (or person) that bites a truck or car bumper.
My dog Ug, a bumperbiter, bites my truck bumper whenever the vehicle starts and has left multiple teeth marks.
by Chilley November 27, 2011