Hoboken Squat Cobbler 

The act of someone in costume sitting on a pie and wiggling around. It is a sexual fetish and may involve crying.

Taken from Season 2 / Episode 2 of Better Call Saul

Detective 1: So, fully clothed Mr. Wormald by himself doing what?
Detective 2: Yeah, come on, man. What?
Jimmy McGill: sighs Squat cobbler.
Detective 1: What's a s-squat cobbler?
Jimmy McGill: Squat cobbler. You know what squat cobbler is.
Detective 1: No, I don't... I don't know what a squat cobbler is.
Detective 2: No, me neither. What is it?
Jimmy McGill: What? And you two guys are cops? Hoboken Squat Cobbler. Full Moon Moon Pie. Boston Crème Splat. Seriously? Simple Simon the Ass Man. Dutch Apple Ass. Guys, am I not speaking English here?
Detective 1: What the hell is a squat cobbler?!
Jimmy McGill: It's when a man sits in pie! He sits in a pie! And he... he wiggles around. Maybe it's like Hellman's Mayonnaise. It has a different name west of the Rockies. I don't know. But, uh, technically, he does a crybaby squat, so there's tears, which makes it more specialized. Not all pie sitters cry. But I'm gonna tell you something: This guy? He's a regular Julianne Moore once he gets the waterworks cranked up.
Detective 2: Pies? What? Like apple?
Jimmy McGill: Guys, I'm not the filmmaker here, all right? Banana cream. I... uh, peach. Oh, and there... And there is a costume involved.
Detective 1: snorts You've got to be shittin' us.
Jimmy McGill: Yeah, like I would make this up. Hey, the world is a rich tapestry, my friends. But trust me on this. You don't want to see it.

Hoboken Squat Cobbler by zednotzee June 5, 2016

Duke of Hoboken

1. JK is the current Duke of Hoboken. He is a self selected Big Boy. He has a history of stellar academic performance and significant athletic achievements.

2. The male ruler of certain parts of Hoboken, including Helmers and Zylo. The Duke is second in command to the King of Hoboken, Srf. The Duke lives alone in a spacious two bedroom apartment overlooking Manhattan. The two bedroom has a day bed and multiple change containers filled to the top with his riches. Although, it is lacking a bedroom curtain.

3. A position in Hoboken who can consistently slay multiple women, buy all hotdogs from the hotdog vendor, and overtip. The Duke is surrounded by his followers, whose average age is well over 50.

4. Enemies include Cake Boss fans, onions, and minorities (in theory). In reality the Duke likes and excessively tips all minorities.

5. The Duke does not receive any monetary rewards. However, he is granted doughnuts and coffee on Sunday mornings by the owners of local restaurants.

6.Known associates include the King of Hoboken and that Dude from Hoboken.

The Duke of Hoboken went into Liberty bar last night after eating at Zylo.

Duke of Hoboken by Mike Dead Mike August 22, 2011

hoboess 

A hobo that is a woman.

The hoboess gives birth to a hoboett

Peter: WHOAH IS THAT A HOBO!?

Steve: Nope, thats a lady hobo, a hoboess.

Peter: Ooooh, I see now.

hoboess by Big Pig June 14, 2005

hoboesque 

The art of being dirty, smelly and generally unclean. Like that of a hobo

"Eew, that guy is so hoboesque"

hoboesque by geezabird February 11, 2009

hoboetry

The act or art or inate ability of being a Hobo.

That Woody is hoboetry in motion.

hoboetry by Chaich September 14, 2003

Hobokentunaphone 

Used to describe a person obsessed with all marching band related activites, events, etc. Typically spends their days watching Drum Corp videos on YouTube.

Matthew is a huge hobokentunaphone.

Hobokentunaphone by Royal_Act April 20, 2015

Hoboerotica 

(n) disturbing category of pornography specifically devoted to homeless people having sex.

I went to the porn store the other day and all they had was that damn hoboerotica!

Hoboerotica by Jordan G. January 19, 2008