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Cardboard Ben Hardy 

Cardboard Ben Hardy (sometimes known as Ben Cardy) is the soulmate of Joe Mazzello (who plays John Deacon in BoRhap), their relationship began in Tokyo in late 2018. Ben Hardy (who plays Roger Taylor) has a rivalry with Ben Cardy for their love of Joe. Some of Cardboard Ben's friends include Gwilym Lee (who plays Brian May), Rami Malek (who plays Freddie Mercury), and Lucy Bonton (who plays Mary Austen).
"I wish my wife loved me the same way that Cardboard Ben Hardy loves Joe Mazzello"
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Tab-Hoarder 

The Tab-Hoarder is one who is reluctant to close internet tabs, usually resulting in a buildup of chaotic tab clutter on the browser toolbar.

Sometimes results in "Browser - Paralysis".

Usually consists of multiple YouTube windows, a few StumbleUpon tabs, Facebook, Break.com, I-players or random episodes of pirated TV shows etc...
The Tab-Hoarder will always choose to open (yet another) "new tab" instead of overwriting current browse window. It may come in use later.

- "No wait - don't close that window - I might come back to it later."

• reserve useless tabs in the mind for future use : as adj. ( hoarded)
Tab-Hoarder by ebh1zaza March 15, 2012

chin-hoarder 

A fat person who has a double or triple chin.
"Instead, a proudly dog-whistling chin-hoarder like Haley Barbour and an apex predator of Arab people like Bill Kristol are urging Romney to release his tax returns now. Better to finally delineate Mitt's relationship to Bain. Better to finally show his Swiss bank doesn't have a Chamber of Secrets and a bunch of Brigham Youngs in cloning tanks. FIGHT IT OVER HERE SO WE DON'T HAVE TO FIGHT IT OVER IN OCTOBER." From Gawker.
chin-hoarder by Yuccaroot July 19, 2012

Ben Hardy 

An incredibly intelligent person, can catch girls quite easily. He normally is in a good mood but its rare you find him in a bad mood. Shy on the outside but once you know him he's quite LOUD! Also very, very, very, fit .
Amy: Can you see that guy over there, he looks like a right fitty!

Maisiy: He's called Ben Hardy and don't say anything about him!
Amy: Why not?
Maisiy: Cause he is mine...
Ben Hardy by Boiiowlshere July 17, 2017

bagel hoarder 

A typically obese woman with an intense love for varying types of bagels. Her and her pack will hoard a supply of bagels and leave only the healthy oat bran bagels for everyone else. They are also known to use an overabundance of cream cheese.
I really wanted an everything bagel, but the bagel hoarders got to the supply too early this morning.
bagel hoarder by ktrane March 3, 2004

The Mandy Hoard 

It's the heisman, only more awesome.
"Whoa, did that b*tch just do the Mandy Hoard on us?!"

Ben Hardy 

the literal most attractive man you’ll eVer lay eyes on. played archangel in x-men: apocalypse and currently stars as roger taylor in the new bohemian rhapsody movie. hot as fuck
ben hardy could punch me in the face and i would thank him
Ben Hardy by abigsoftie November 26, 2018