HNIRP 

His name is Robert Paulson. You say this when you should not speak of something. Fight Club reference. Do not speak of HNIRP. Its a secret.

Misty got on webcam tonight and she HNIRP.

HNIRP by Goldengamingod September 7, 2009

hirpees 

The way to spell the sexually transmitted disease according to the god Michael Scott.

“I can’t even say it...h-i-r-p-e-e-s..yes I have hirpees.”

hirpees by Show Junkee February 9, 2019

dropping hairpins 

To give hints that one is gay. Usually in the act of determining whether or not a person is safe to come out to. Also to see if an object of desire is also gay.

When I was talking with Jim, I dropped a couple hairpins, but I don't think he picked up on them.

dropping hairpins by eggie December 2, 2003

hairpie crisis 

When, after giving oral sex to a woman with a hairy vagina, the dude has a few pubic hairs stuck in his teeth.

I had a job interview that I thought went great. I did not get the job and when I got to my car I looked at my face in the rear view mirror and saw a bunch of pubic hairs in my teeth. I realized this is why i failed in my interview. After giving Sophia head before my interview I forgot to check my mouth and floss. This fucking hairpie crisis caused me to blow my interview!

hairpie crisis by Donald Cowboy Cerrone September 27, 2017

Hairporn 

It's the definition of Stana Katic's hair. Everytime you look at her hair,it seems you're watching some steamy movie. If you don't have any idea of what I'm talking about,just go watch Castle. And look at her hair. You WILL understand the meaning of hairporn.

Look at Stana's her! It's so perfect!" "Yeah,pure hairporn!

Hairporn by Hopelessaddicted August 1, 2011

Hairpes

the little hairs that get on your pillow from forgetting to shower after a haircut.

"dammit man, I just gave myself hairpes"

Hairpes by NBern0411 January 30, 2018

hairpin trigger 

Really called a hair trigger. It's a modification made to a gun which makes it respond to very little pressure on the trigger. Allows for faster firing.

If you get a semi-auto chopper, you better put a hairpin trigger on it.

hairpin trigger by Correy April 12, 2007