hmu

to hit one up is to message/contact oneself upon their request

'hmu on snapchat?'

by pipwinch July 02, 2017

hmu

Stands for Hit Me Up.
This word means "i'm bored so you should talk/chill with me".
A word generally used by fuckboys that have no purpose in life other than to convince a perfectly ordinary girl into sleeping with him.

Fuckboy: I'm bored bby, hmu
Girl: no stfu

by inclusivelilbish December 03, 2015

hmu

Hit Me Up.

Going out, hmu

by dancechica. August 06, 2010

hmu

hit me up

just hmu somtimes

by _taniyaa_ March 16, 2015

hmu

hold my utensil

"yo Phil, hmu while i brush my dogs teeth".

by stephil February 08, 2013

hmu

Hug My Uterus

I was laughing so hard i had to HMU

by LouisLane July 16, 2010

hmu

hefty male urethra

girl: you got some mad distance with your money shot

guy: bitch, thass cause i gotta hmu

by anonyanony April 08, 2011