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hiptarded 

the act of a hipster doing something incredibly stupid all in the name of appearing "cool", "ironic', or "authentic'
Dude 1- "Why exactly is that guy going on vacation in the Congo again?"

Dude 2- "Because no one else goes there, it's off the grid, it's edgy, get it?"

Dude 1- "That's pretty hiptarded."

Dude 2- "You said it man."
Related Words
a photograph captured by a hipster. or a very hip photo.
Mayne, I just picked up a few hiptures from the used cd store, along with a Wavves, Panda Bear, and Beach House cd.
hipture by mooper315 August 14, 2010
Sidekick; mobile device that allows user to access email, web, chat, and phone all from the hip. Used by really cool people such as professional athletes, rappers, drug dealers, and kids that like to emulate this particular lifestyle.
"via Hiptop", appears on the AIM profile of a person using a Sidekick
hiptop by friarSams December 20, 2004
An Otaku who watches/reads an Anime/Manga first, enjoys the material but eventually puts it down because it has become too popular or mainstream.

Hipster Otaku
Hiptaku
Hey, Shannice you're such an Hiptaku
Hiptaku by jooji-sama May 30, 2013
Someone who causes others grief for not being hip or trendy enough. A combination of hipster and hitler, the term is used as a defamatory remark. It is itself an ironic term, as it is also poking fun at the overusage of "hitler" as a defamatory remark.
That Hiptler bouncer won't let me into the bar wearing flip flops.

Yeah, they're cool but kind of hiptlers. Like, have you noticed that they all sport the same mustaches and boat shoes.
Hiptler by dave_nada July 21, 2011

via hiptop 

The default AIM profile for people using the t-mobile sidekick.
Kevin: why is mickey's profile always 'via Hiptop'?
Chase: he is using his sidekick nub
Kevin: oo000ooo000ooo
Chase: lol pwned
via hiptop by thewebguy May 13, 2005