Hipsterpocalypse 

The collapse of Western civilization due to hipster dominance and apathy.

What I really miss about society before the hipsterpocalypse is feeling any emotion towards anything.

Hipsterpocalypse by Alexander Kozdra February 17, 2009

hipsterpotamus 

A hippopotamus living in an urban zoo unsheltered from mainstream culture.

Also a fat hipster.

Zookeeper: A hipsterpotamus and many other species of hipsterpotami tend to sport thick black-framed shades while basking in their warm shit-infested pond.

Orson: Sick.

hipsterpotamus by Paco43 July 18, 2011

Hipsterphobia 

The growing desise in America of people who obsess over or hate hipsters. Like the Salem Witch Trials, people with Hipsterphobia claim everyone is a hipster and back it up with a poorly put together and redundant argument. One with Hipsterphobia is considered a Hipsterphobe.

Dude, you have Hipsterphobia

Hipsterphobia by HipsterForPresident November 25, 2010

Hipsterpotamus 

A very large hipster in skin tight clothing and a handlebar mustache

"Dude. Check out the skinny jeans on that hipsterpotamus. So incredibly wrong.

Hipsterpotamus by Pageboy May 7, 2014

Hipsterpotamus 

Someone who's such a huge hipster you don't know if they're on trend or just trying way too hard.

I've seen my share of hipsters, but that dude is a hipsterpotamus. Not sure if I'm sad or impressed.

Hipsterpotamus by Ramhunter47 September 21, 2017

Hipsterpotamus 

A Derogatory term for hipsters, A hipster that is too hip for hipsters

Tim: Man I hate hipsters!

Hipster: Yeah i hate hipsters their so gay, im way better
Keegan: Your a friken hipsterpotamus you hipster fag.

Hipsterpotamus by JimScene September 22, 2010