A hippopotamus living in an urban zoo unsheltered from mainstream culture.
Also a fat hipster.
Zookeeper: A hipsterpotamus and many other species of hipsterpotami tend to sport thick black-framed shades while basking in their warm shit-infested pond.
A Derogatory term for hipsters, A hipster that is too hip for hipsters
Tim: Man I hate hipsters!
Hipster: Yeah i hate hipsters their so gay, im way better
Keegan: Your a friken hipsterpotamus you hipster fag.