hapology 

Hapology is a half-hearted apology.

It represents an apology which doesn't mean much. Like saying 'sorry' when you don't mean it.

For example, you've just had a round of beer with your friends and when you reach home your wife vents her fury on you! She is almost about to hit you with your baseball bat when you say sorry to avoid physical damage.

That is a hapology.

I had to tender an hapology for hitting that fat lady, but really, give me a chance and I'll do that again.

hapology by Tantanoo November 4, 2009

Hipnology

The accumulated knowledge of everything that is currently hip, or was previously hip and the ability to use this data to determine what will be hip in the future. The application of this knowledge could be referred to as hipnology.

“You’re right; I better brush up on my hypnology before we go out tonight”. "That krazy_eskimo777, even though he's a yahoo, it's only obvious he's a master of hipnology".

Hipnology by Anathema September 14, 2008

histology 

1) pure science of studying tissues (biology/anatomy). Requires careful analysis. Only a flop would repeat this.

Yo man histology is tough!
Yeah man i hope i passed that exam!

histology by mike james bitch October 10, 2006

Hoopology 

The exact science of comparing the radius and circumference of a girls hoop earrings versus how open the girl is to having sex with a black man. The larger the hoops the more willing. Large hoops may warn white men that they are incapable of the kind of blatant ignorance and disrespect to get with such a woman.

The scientific formula is as follows:
If ,radius = R circumference =C
Then C(2R - 1n) = Total Whore

Basic hoopology would tell you that the girl at the grocery store, wouldn't give me the time of day because i don't look like Jay Z, my pants aren't low enough , I don't have a gold tooth, And I refuse to put a gun to her head to ask her out.

Hoopology by ezekiel 3900 March 4, 2010

HOEPOLOGY 

1 a : a formal justification by a hoe or to a hoe: defense b : excuse 2a
2 : an admission of error or discourtesy accompanied by an expression of regret <a public apology>
3 : a poor substitute : makeshift

1. Jesse James needed to hoepologize to Sandra Bullock.
2. Porn star Joslyn James demands a hoepology!
3. How many politicians will hoepologize this year?

HOEPOLOGY by g5hoe May 21, 2010

Histology 

1: A look into the fasinating world of different bodily tissues, and how they work/interact with each other.

2: The absolute worst class any biology-related major will ever take; the kind that is necessary for several disciplines, but supremely boring and detail-oriented to the point of soul-crushing, mind-numbing horror. This is the kind of class that smart people hate.

Me: Hey dude you wanna hit up Magnolia's and mack on some cupcakes?
You: {drools, vacant stare straight ahead}
Me: Oh no, you've been studying for our upcoming histology exam, haven't you?
You: {no change in previous behavior}
Me: Sigh... I've lost another esteemed colleague and valued friend to the depressing hole which is the study of Histology :(

Histology by A nonni moose February 25, 2011

hippolotapus 

An older woman who is a mean ugly bitch, and a realy fat bitch with a realy big pussy orfupa.

Hey! put that shit away, quick, here comes that hippolotapus, ms.mcarthy

-mainly used toward: asshole neighbors, bitches,
teachers,etc.

hippolotapus by mr.bojangles October 24, 2006