Hippocrit

noun. A fat person that, either by a lack of a functioning mirror, or a act of misguided self-loathing, makes fun of other fat people.

Generally disliked by the public, these land mammals point out other peoples physical flaws to further distort their self-image. If you are unlucky enough to encounter said creature, it is best to be brutally honest to them.

Fat Girl: Hey Lacy, look at the fat girl walking into the restaurant. I hope they have enough food. haha *sniffle *snort *snort

Lacy: Your a walrus

Fat Girl: *grabs her food and leaves crying*

Uneducated Bystander: Why did that fat girl waddle away crying?

Lacy: Oh she was being a Hippocrit.

Educated Bystander:Ahh I see,Thank you Lacy, your good deed has not gone unnoticed.

by Truthinese July 29, 2012

Hippocrite

A blood-sucking, irritating and malicious hypocrite that is usually fat, obese or big-sized. They commonly spawn near you when they have bad intentions/goals when befriending you. However, ironically they believe they are inconspicuous in their misdeeds when they infact, are so huge in nature.

1) Omg, that Anna is such a hippocrite! seriously. Did you hear what she said about me?

by mrsdino August 23, 2010

Hippocrit

A Hippo Crit. A critical hit worthy of being defined as Hippopotamus-like. It is a gargantuan damage hit and is usually a crit of over 9000 damage dealt.

WoW Nerd(1): OMGAWD GUYS! I JUST GOT A HIPPOCRIT!!

Guild Mate: How much, man?

WoW Nerd(1): Over 9000!!!

WoW Nerd(2): HOLY SHIT DUDE!! OVER 9000!? THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!!

by Andizzle mo' Nizzle January 18, 2009

Hippocrite

Amalgamation of Hippopotamus and Hypocrite. Such a huge Hypocrite, it must have a different definition.

Your such a Hippocrite

by SarcasticIndian August 27, 2020

Hippocrit

A hypocritical bitch with a fat ass and needs to pipe down.

Yo that Annie from Luv island is a Hippocrit fam. Wanting to shag Omar over Jordain, then having a go at Jordain for liking Indya. Allow it fam.

by Tj567 October 10, 2019

HIPPOcrit

A huge Hypocrite.

This man flip flops on just about everything he says. He is a HIPPOcrit.

by Dragon Slayer 1 May 24, 2011

Hippocritic Oath

The oath officials take after being elected to public office..... You can swear to the people you will not do something....then do it anyway. Oath taken by United States House and Senate before taking their seat. Wife took Hippocritc Oath before shopping today.

All newly elected officials took their Hippocritc Oath today before they assembled. Bank President took Hippocritic Oath when made CEO. CEO took Hippocritc Oath in front of Stock Holders.

by DJD58 December 20, 2012