A normal day for a WoW nerd involves 8 to 20 hours of game play in World of Warcraft. Many of these people do not have jobs and live in their mother's basement. If they are not playing World of Warcraft they are sleeping. A typical player will sleep an average of 12 hours. Because of their long "pro" sessions of raiding with 24 other slums of society they tire frequently and need a lot of time to recuperate.

Typically for males the average age is 20-27. Average weight is 300 or more pounds. Job (if any) is entry level help desk support or Best Buy salesman. Education is either computer certifications or associates degree at a community college.

For females the average range is 27-35. Their average weight is more than males, usually 350 or more pounds. They do not work and are usually pitifully married to some slug whom they loathe, although they admire speaking of "my hubby" while online to make it seem like a penis wants to enter their landscape of a vagina.

Males play because they are permanently stuck in a fantasy world and cannot escape to real life. Their future aspects are to be 40 year old virgins surrounded by objects like Star War figurines and comic books.

Females only play to garner attention from young males usually 19-21. They will routinely beg for attention in the game; promising their vagina as a reward to the young males in response to their attention grabbing devices. Many horrible marriages have been broken and many more young males have unlo...