The party scene? horrible. Everyone "wants" to party but everyone's too much of a lazy piece of shit to set anything up. And when a house is open, the person who's house it is will keep it a total secret and invite 4 people over. Yeah some party. The only way to break this cycle is to find out where it is and crash the fuck outta that place! We used to have the mountains but now you can call it a big pile of ash so even the spirit of mountain parties is dying. Whatever this town is fucked! Go fuck yourself Hilltoppers!
*Leaves los alamos and drives through espanola*
"Don't worry babe I would never cheat on you at the pary tonight"
"I'M HAMMERED!!! THE NEAREST 2 GUYS COME FUCK ME!!!"
The next day...
"So how was the party?"
"Oh it was boring, I barely even drank..."