Hilltopper 

A Hill topper is a rich bastard that lives on top of the hill. Since in most communities the higher the elevation, the more economically advanced the area becomes people on top of the hill are pieces of snobby shit. Hill toppers are not even aware that they are hill toppers because they can seldom think clearly due to their ears ringing in the high altitude.

Hey look jimmy, way up there in the clouds is a big fat fucking hilltopper.

Hilltopper by MAGICFLARE April 21, 2014

hilltopper 

When you eat a huge meal and take a huge dump that reaches up to your ass. Then you become the hilltopper.

After Thanksgiving dinner, I became a hilltopper.

hilltopper by B-nix July 23, 2005

hilltopper 

The dumbass sitting on the toilet seat in an outdoor pit toilet when the pile of shit reaches your bunghole.

Hey man, that crap was so big I just became the hilltopper.

hilltopper by ajg75wood September 16, 2005

Hilltopper 

A group of underclassmen lady gym rats that moved on to semi finals fueled by a hateful post on social media by beating that very team by double digits.

The Hilltopper girls basketball team moves on with a dub.

Hilltopper by BlackandyellowBB March 4, 2023

Hilltopping 

Drinking at a completely inappropriate time or in an innappropriate place, such as during class, at a funeral, in the library, during a sports match (if you are playing) nine in the morning during finals week.
This term is a reference to the Denison University Hilltoppers, the men's acappella group (who are notorious for drinking in innapropriate occasions), but honestly a good percentage of the campus is equally guilty. Plus, we love them so, so it's okay. Sort of.

Dan: Dude, did you see the kids who were wasted at the chamber orchestra recital?

Tom: Yeah, the whole string section was off. They were totally hilltopping.

Hilltopping by Alison Costello January 1, 2012

Brown Hill Topper

When you take a dump that isn't diarrhea but also isn't a hard log; it's in between the two, almost like a mud-like liquid. It builds up into the form of a hill, and it grows so large that it surfaces above the water. Hence, creating the "Brown Hill Topper".

Dude, last night I had the biggest Brown Hill Topper!!!

Brown Hill Topper by AznPersuazion69 January 21, 2011

Hilltoppers 

A group of high school individuals from a small protected bubble of a town called "Los Alamos" who are centered on themselves and stirring up "drama". The girls have had sex with all your friends so don't feel special when you get laid. Half the population is set on getting high all the time and attending parties so they can get drunk and have an excuse to fuck everyone in the student body. People are flat out pussies, you will never have to "step" to anyone because the only kind of fighting people know are the passive aggressive shit talking behind your back and fucking with your car/house.

The party scene? horrible. Everyone "wants" to party but everyone's too much of a lazy piece of shit to set anything up. And when a house is open, the person who's house it is will keep it a total secret and invite 4 people over. Yeah some party. The only way to break this cycle is to find out where it is and crash the fuck outta that place! We used to have the mountains but now you can call it a big pile of ash so even the spirit of mountain parties is dying. Whatever this town is fucked! Go fuck yourself Hilltoppers!

"Gosh us Hilltoppers are the coolest people in the whole world nothing bad can ever happen to us!"

*Leaves los alamos and drives through espanola*
"Whatsup bitches!!!"
*Gunshots*

"Don't worry babe I would never cheat on you at the pary tonight"
Later....
"I'M HAMMERED!!! THE NEAREST 2 GUYS COME FUCK ME!!!"
The next day...
"So how was the party?"
"Oh it was boring, I barely even drank..."

Hilltoppers by LosAlamosSucks September 10, 2011