High Five Friday

In these troubled times in which we live, we are constantly searching for that one moment of pure joy that can uplift our spirits and bring them to a higher plane. People have sought for centuries that one golden flash of brilliance that would justify their lives, the arrow that would soar into the heart of darkness and vanquish the malevolent vortex that drains the very soul of mankind. We have known of and guarded this provenance of enlightenment for generations, and it is now time for destiny to unfold and unleash this power upon the masses. Of course you know of what we speak: THE HIGH-FIVE!!!

"Dude,you going to High Five Friday?!?!"

"You know it!!!"

High Five Friday by Geoff Enright February 27, 2008

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high-five friday

A magical day, which kicks off the weekend. The predecesor of Super High-Five Saturday and Super-Dooper High-Five Sunday. Coined by a man by the name of Jason Ritchie and seen widely at music festivals, one will hear it screamed and be beckoned to give a highfive to this crazy fuck. The act of the highfive is spectacular and truly adds to the enthusiam and team sprit of a festival!

Jason: "High-five Friiiiiiday!!!!!!"
Stranger: (Dumbfounded, see's the dude's hand up and has to give a High-Five."
Aliwishes: "Hey Ralph, what day is it????"
Ralph: "I think it's ummmmmm Thirsty thursday....no, Oh yeah(Raises hand) It's High-five Friday!

high-five friday by Ralph Steadman July 15, 2006

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

Word of the Day on August 9, 2026

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Hopeslop

A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.

"0/10 hopeslop"

Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026

Word of the Day on August 8, 2026

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trespooping

The act of leaving poop in a toilet for the next person to see.

Someone needs to stop trespooping and flush that nasty thing down the toilet.

trespooping by TheRealInkweaver November 16, 2017

Word of the Day on August 7, 2026

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scabbage

A scabbed area that is particularly crackly, flaky, or tempting.

Don't pick your scabbage!

Her scabbage from that motorcycle accident is really gross!

Mom! The scabbage from the scrape on my leg is bleeding!

scabbage by JoCobs March 2, 2010

Word of the Day on August 6, 2026

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