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high as fuck 

You are, aren't you. Come on, no one looks up high as fuck on the computer unless they are.
high as fuck by ImAshroom May 30, 2008

High as Giraffe Pussy 

Me: Bro you feelin alright? That was a pretty big hit off the bong.
Friend: Bro I’m High as Giraffe Pussy

high as a Christmas goose 

Something Freddie said once on Scooby-Doo, who knows what it means but it sure sounds cool
I put a lift kit and some 33" tires on my mall crawler and raised it high as Christmas goose.

My friend Jose brought over some killer weed last night and we both got high as a Christmas goose.

High As Fuck 

Have you ever watched the sun go down?
And you're thinking bout' the world spinning round
Have you ever been high as fuck?

You're in the bathroom mirror talking to yourself
And your dog's looking at you like you need help
Have you ever been high as fuck?

And then you feel your heart pumping really fast
And you're convinced that you're gonna have a heart attack
Have you ever been high as fuck?

You close your eyes and you're on a chicken farm
The only problem's that the chickens have human arms
You say "that's fucked up, why do the chickens have human arms?"

You need snacks so you walk to the corner store
But you're scared because you think that they will know you're high
So you walk around the block to buy some time

You finally decide to go into the store
But you're so high you don't know why you're there anymore
So you just buy a pack of gum and get the hell out of there

You're walking home and you're mouth is dry
You should have bought some juice and snacks
But you were too high

Thinking 'bout ketchup chips
And for some reason the game battleship
Part of "High As Fuck" by Jon Lajoie.
High As Fuck by alice J F August 14, 2010

high as bird pussy 

When someone is so stoned on weed that they are worthless for anything more complicated than processing oxygen.
Juan was high as bird pussy last night and forgot to not inhale.

High as a kite 

Phrase meaning your high as hell.
Man im high as a kite.
High as a kite by sToNeD January 12, 2005