2. "I am never going to that summer camp again, The camp counselor wanted to play hide the salami with me when we had circle time".
Dennis: Hey man, my hands are full, can you grab my keys for me? They're in my pocket.
James: Sure dude.
James: (reaches real deep into his pocket)
James: Hey! You don't have any keys in your pocket and how come your pockets have been cut out?