Someone, usually pertaining to the southern United States, who is so inbred, alcoholic, and country, that they are in their own classification of stupid; hickshit. This type of person usually cackles loudly and annoyingly while guzzling poisoning amounts of alcohol to compensate for their mental retardation.
A person or place of a provincial background. Derived from the words "hick" and "hillshire" of Hillshire farms. Commonly associated with trailer trash and country bumpkins. Known in short as "shire".
Those people from Gresham are really hickshire. I can't believe they eatsquirrels for dinner.
a mode of transportation used by rednecks that consist of a bucket seat mounted in a wheelbarrow, usually decorated with their favorite auto racer's number
Jed and I made 5 dollars pushing drunkpeople around in our hickshaw.
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.