heva hava 

Cattle farmer who helps in the reproduction of calves.

Farmer lubes up male cow with a special lubricant. Farmer then guides the male cows peanis into the female cows vagina. Sometimes a little fondling is needed in order to arouse the male cow.

heva hava by White Rocket March 19, 2004

Heva hava

Noun: A highly specialized (and questionably certified) practitioner hailing from the illustrious PissaAndVendor Road, known for facilitating equestrian and bovine matchmaking with equal parts expertise and flair. Frequently employs unconventional tools—ranging from power equipment to liberal applications of glitter—to ensure optimal “chemistry” and memorable results.

A gentleman, upon realizing his dreams of being a career lottery winner were less than promising, was excited to become a heva hava for the perks of the job.

Heva hava by GirlFridayX April 22, 2026