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1. hessian
A person, often sporting a mullet, who is considered metal and a bit trashy.
There were so many hessians at the Maiden show.
by anonymous Apr 8, 2003 share this
2. hessian
A grungy, if not outright dirty metalhead who wears combat boots, ripped up stone-washed jeans, long greasy hair, and can be found at starter-metal concerts and metalcore shows.
I kicked these three hessians in the head when I was in the dance pit.
by Seppuku Smile Jul 9, 2003 share this
3. hessian
White trash/trailer park trash.
"God those peoples are hessians"
by Stu Dec 20, 2003 share this
4. hessian
1: n. Germanic warlord/mercenary from 1500-1700 A.D.

2: adj. pertaining to Germanic warlord/mercenary from 1500-1700 A.D. barbaric.

3: n. An unclean individual who attempts to portray himself as hypermasculine. Predominant in 1980s U.S.A. Common traits include dirty mullet hairstyle, pathetic facial hair, tight fitting acid-washed jeans, black vintage metal tee (cut-off sleeves optional), and "ticking-timebomb" demeanor. Hobbies include stealing bikes, metal, and whoopin' ass. A hesher.

4: adj. of or pertaining to a hesher.
1: The hessians helped the British fight against the U.S. during the Revolutionary War.

2: In a hessian manner, the savage devoured his meal in under sixty seconds.

3: Don't mess with that hessian. He'll go apeshit and gnash his tooth.

4: He released his hessian aggression not through stomping a mudhole in your ass, but by shredding a badass guitar solo even Dave Mustaine would envy.
by Joe Wise Feb 26, 2004 share this
5. hessian tea
mountain dew, a beverage consumed by hessians
look he is drinking some hessian tea
by englandboycal Apr 21, 2005 share this
6. Hessian
That guy at the show who shouts "Slayer" repeatedly, holds a beer in one hand in the pit, and takes off his shirt fifteen minutes into the first band's set.
I wanted to go to the Dying Fetus show but quickly decided against it because I knew that there would be too many Hessians there.
7. fucken
used by hessians as a space-filler in descriptive storytelling.
"So, fucken, I'm all gettin' ready to burn one in the back seat of mario's omega, and, fucken, all of a sudden the fuckin' cops fuckin' pull us over."
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