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HessenTag
An unofficial Holiday in the Kingdom of Trimaris, SCA, on or about November Third where the participants change their social media profile pictures to that of St. Danial von Hessen. The goal is to raise the ire of the Hessen so that we may all be warmed by his wrath.
"On our 37th most holy of days, HessenTag, are we all blessed by his wrath." "Merry happy HessenTag upon you"
HessenTag by Ari Tyrbrandr November 4, 2020
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Heskey Rule
The age old FIFA/Pro Evo rule that any goal scored by Emile Heskey is equivalent to 6 goals scored by anyone else, except for George Elokobi, who's goals are worth 19.
In the event that both Heskey and Elokobi score in a single match, "blump saturation" occurs and the rule is nullified.
In the event that both Heskey and Elokobi score in a single match, "blump saturation" occurs and the rule is nullified.
Ben: "What a screamer by Heskey! By means of the Heskey Rule i'm winning 6-1!"
Jordan: "You have forgotten that my goal was scored by Elokobi, therefore the score is 1-1"
Jordan: "You have forgotten that my goal was scored by Elokobi, therefore the score is 1-1"
Heskey Rule by Nickolobi January 23, 2010
get hessed on
In the online gaming community, To 'get hessed on' is to be beaten by someone vastly superior, after which the 'hessor' berates the 'hessee' over chat or voice coms. See also Get on my level
Loser: How did you hit me with that hatchet from nearly 200 yards away?
Winner: Because you're a baddie. Get hessed on!
Winner: Because you're a baddie. Get hessed on!
get hessed on by capnsouth December 22, 2010
Heskey
Undoubtabaly the best player in the world, he is exetremely fast, he can shoot, he can head the ball, and if you dont agree with this HE WILL RAPE YOU! He can even score sweaty goals.
Heskey shoots and scores, he celebrates by raping the keeper. He is easily the best player in the world.
Heskey by Heskey is the best September 9, 2012
Heskeyanity
A religion dedicated to worshiping the Almighty Emile Heskey!!! Heskeynites will honour and defend Englands greatest footballer.
Friend 1 - " heskey is shit"
Friend 2 - "we can never speak again, :O i am a heskeynite a follower of Heskeyanity, sworn to fight for Emile Heskey for life"
Friend 2 - "we can never speak again, :O i am a heskeynite a follower of Heskeyanity, sworn to fight for Emile Heskey for life"
Heskeyanity by FounderOfHeskeyanity November 29, 2011
Hesseltine
A demon who lives the hot steamy dungeon of unfortunate schools. Highly assertive, hormonal, and knowledgeable in literature. Feeds off of the fear of it's students and makes them annotate for subtext until they become its minions. If one where to cross it, the Hesseltine stares in the victim's soul and takes it for her spawn.
Student 1: "What you doing?"
Student 2: "Must fine how to be an individual... Must find the subtext."
Student 1: "Oh, that right you have Hesseltine."
Student 2: "Must fine how to be an individual... Must find the subtext."
Student 1: "Oh, that right you have Hesseltine."
Hesseltine by Idon'tknow55 December 20, 2010