Undoubtabaly the best player in the world, he is exetremely fast, he can shoot, he can head the ball, and if you dont agree with this HE WILL RAPE YOU! He can even score sweaty goals.
Heskey shoots and scores, he celebrates by raping the keeper. He is easily the best player in the world.
by Heskey is the best April 09, 2012
6 foot 3 and 15 stone of muscle, England international and Liverpool striker, yet can't win a header and always falls over when shortarse full-backs go near him.
by Chief December 09, 2003
by easysleasy October 02, 2007
'Your fucking shit heskey'
by Joe Hughes June 18, 2004
by VILLA YOOOOOOOOOOOF May 20, 2004