Ancient Teutonic word meaning 'man with the big sword'. As a name it was usually bestowed upon clan leaders. The Hessel of a clan was privileged to have multiple wives, and was allowed to entertain the wives of other clan members at will in intercourse as part of his privileges.
'My wive is unable do the shopping today, she cannot walk due to the Hessel she received in her hut last night'
by Freddy3 August 9, 2006
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To sleep in a vehicle while traveling rather than in a motel or campground
He's Hesseling his way up to Alaska.
by Pale Tushy September 30, 2006
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To be extremely well "equipped" in the pants. (aka big penis)

From German and Ancient Teutonic descent

Those Hessels put the whole neighborhood to shame.
by echolopia September 29, 2006
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'To Hessel' means: to masturbate while thinking of anal sex with animals.

"dude, the ass of that dog makes me horny. I'd really like to Hessel right now!"
by Hessel August 10, 2006
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When you travel from Tolono to Hessel Park just to rub one out to the kids playing on the splash pad.
Hey, did you see the school board president giving himself the Hessel Handi the other day.

God work sucked today I could really go for a Hessel Handi.
by Tolonoman July 24, 2022
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A person who claims to wear designer clothes but it is obviously noticeable that they are from the swapmeet. Is very funny and can get all the ladies. Is not afraid of being rebuked.
Hessell is so fly.
by Mignuggets_ February 3, 2017
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