The sickest piano player ever to work at Musikefterskolen in Humble

Jesper Hertz is the sickest of the sickest.

He is humble and loving.
Guy one: oh my God, that dude over there is playing a dick solo!

Guy two: I know, she’s such a Jesper Hertz
by TheCatFromMars June 12, 2019
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Half Chub Hertz is a phenomenon occurring when one enjoys music (most often low frequencies) so much that they develop a limp boner/half chub.
Guy1: That bass line is so dank I've got serious Half Chub Hertz.
Guy2: Half Chub Hertz is only the half of it for me
by Halfchub1 February 23, 2011
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biggest gaf on the god damn planet i swear to god his lack of knowledge about anything relevant would make the average man puke food from five hours previous to his encounter with this kid
"werd hertz? mad faggot, fuck that fucked up white boy, fuckin gaf"
by J. Prezziano, HOLLA! March 24, 2003
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In other words, what da vehicle-rental giant does ain't pretty sometimes.
While it's true dat "the truth Hertz" when you read or hear about it in da news, I am still glad to be informed of their shady shenanigans.
by QuacksO December 2, 2021
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