Hershey Squirts

When you shove a chocolate bar so far up your ass that it can't be pulled it out. You proceed to pour hot water in, wait for it to melt and start sticking to your inner rectum. You then bend over and squeeze it out into a cup and sell it to somebody as chocolate milk and watch them drink it.

Selling your hershey Squirts is considered illegal yet highly satisfying.

by Devia February 19, 2018

hershey squirt

(n) a miniscule squirt of shit, often with a tail akin to a Hershey's Kiss

"You laid out a hershey squirt on the counter? I hope no one mistakes it..."

by Bystrick March 22, 2003

Hershey squirt

Hershey squirt is when you go number 3 and it is basically liquid

yo dude I just got some Hershey squirts up here I feel bad for the next person who walks in there.

by oogbot July 10, 2020

hershey squirts

A severe form of diarrhea caused by a bacterial agent or by eating spicy food.

I got the hershey squirts after eating leftover Taco Bell food.

by AYB March 19, 2003

Hershey squirt

When you are taking a shit and its runny and your shit has the color of a hershey's bar

rob: tf is that smell?
landon: I just had a hershey squirts in the bathroom

by landmaster40 May 20, 2016

Hershey Squirt

A shit-fart.

Dude, I thought it was a fart but it was actually a Hershey Squirt!

by Missalimont April 5, 2018

Hershey Squirts

When one gets the feeling in which they need to fart but a little bit more comes out of their anal vent causing liquid feces to drizzle down there pants.

I was in class when i need to fart but i instead got the hershey squirts

by BigKmunna October 15, 2022